Forward in All Directions
Progress makes perfect.
If I could call the
If we named a
If your gestures threw me towards
without me crashing into it so
without us shaking the tray from its hand
without you apologizing as I pick up up the
could I have met
could you have seen
would we have been like two asleep on the same train?
“ Hey all,
I’ll be using the lower porn palace for a meeting with a puppetry
person at 1:30 today.
Thanks,
[name omitted]
Actual email sent to our office mailing list today.
(Much less funny in context)
Rocks-Paper-Scissors-Spock-Lizard
Scissors cuts Paper covers Rock crushes Lizard poisons Spock smashes Scissors decapitates Lizard eats Paper disproves Spock vaporizes Rock crushes Scissors
